Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Bounce! Part 77

Me and Valentina walk through the portal to earth. Finally, back in San Diego. We find a nice big patch of land by the beach and wait for Gabriel who arrived shortly after.


"We'll take this. We've already got some pretty rough plans of how we want the place to look like and what will be inside."


Val handed him a piece of paper with some rough sketches and a list of things we wanted in the house.


"Giant Aqarium... Parking Garage... Swimming Pool and Jacuzzi... Hmmm. Sounds reasonable enough. A trampoline room? What does that even mean?"


"It'll actually take up three or four floors. Instead of a normal floor there needs to be a trampoline. Above that there needs to be little ledges sticking out one story up to jump off of. It'll be fun as hell. You're welcome to join in if you want."


"Ok... Um... How giant do you want this aquarium to be exactly?"


"Big enough for the Kraken. Oh and a Blue Whale. Those are awesome too."


Gabriel just stared at me in disbelief.


"Are you... serious?"


"Uhhhhhh, Yeah."


He muttered something under his breath and told us to close our eyes and turn around. After a few seconds of that, we turn back and there was the hugest most beautiful mansion either of us had ever seen.


"Thanks alot, Gabe."


"No Problem."


"By the way, what ever happened to Micheal? I haven't seen or talked to him in forever."


"Oh he's been in his chambers for a while. He's pissed at how Serras is parading around unpunished."


"Well tell him if he ever feels like it we could plan something together. And he's always welcome to come over. Speaking of that, one more thing. I wanna be a rich famous DJ. And as for the first car I want in my 366 parking spot garage, it needs to be an orange Lamborghini Diablo. I forgot what year they stop designing them, but thats the one I want."


He snapped his fingers. Well then. He's fast.


"There you go DJ ZacAttack. Anything else?"


"Nope. Thanks again, though. Let's hang out sometime. I'll throw a party or something."


"Cool. I'll be there."


With that, he vanished into a portal leaving me and Val to explore our wondrous new mansion.


"Let's go test out the Trampoline Floor."


Dr. Orange

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3 comments:

Nurşen said...

That's your dream house? Wow. Just wow. I would so love that. Trampoline room... brilliant. But what would you feed the Kraken?

Dr. Orange said...

Sharks, smaller whales, and anything else made of meat that happened to be in there.

Nurşen said...

You should teach the Kraken tricks...that'd be so awesome... like... "Fetch Kraken! Roll over! Good Kraken!"