Two movie recommendations

Shrooms...

The movie.

I watched it, and I have to admit, it kept me occupied, kept my attention, had a fucking hilarious cow, and the acting wasn't bad. For a horror movie, i'd say it was okay.

But the moral of the story is simple. Don't eat shrooms with black nipples. Easy....right?

SLIPSTREAM

good movie, go watch it.

There really isn't much to say about it except wow.

-The Green Guy

Posting

Dude, we need to post more on here.
The Russian

A Preview Into Our Comedy

Here is an english project that we did, the other parts of it are on youtube under the same profile.

I hope you all enjoy.

Not all of our episodes will be about great works of literature, however, this is just an english project that gave us a reason to start.

-The Green Guy

Scarlet Letter Parody

One word.

Revolver.

Go watch.

Now.

-The Green Guy

Well, one things for sure..... I need a glowing straw.

Thanks man, you're right there is some cool stuff on there.

• White Board with Clock
• Han Solo Carbonite Desk
• Star Wars Hover Chair
• Beautiful Toaster
• Finger Print USB
• Laser Target Alarm Clock
• Eleeno Eclipse Watch
• Pyramid Shaped Fire Place
• Touch Sensitive Table

And my favorite, the NOW watch. That one, well someone should buy it for me.

However, there was also some stupid stuff.

The Portable Spa, cause we totally have times where we are on vacation and say "Russian, I want a spa right now" or "Green Guy, dude, we totally need a small box like object to do what a bathroom and hot water can do... and we need to pay over $100 dollars for it!"

There was also the USB Finger Massager, when you see it, you'll know.

The Dog Lamp..... That would scare the crap out of me man, I would turn around and think it was a dog or something, be like "WHOA!" I just can't have that kind of frightening thing happen to me.

The Recording Megafone, it records 10 seconds of sound and plays it back.... yay? I want one of those to yell at people with pre-recorded messages.

A Spy Camera Belt Buckle, so I can record videos of people's crotches all day?

Finally, the glowing straw...... a glowing straw.......

Anyway, overall I agree, it is a pretty good site.

Anyway. Recently the Russian and myself have had a math project to do, both of us did it on rather morbid topics. Mine was suicide, and he did brain cancer. And somehow we managed to configure this blog to our liking so you should be happy.

The Green Guy

Geek Alerts

This is just a small site about geeky things that can be fun to have, for example the Tetris Ice, who would not like to have some ice shaped like tetris pieces to play around while you are bored or waiting for your drink. The site includes other things having to do with pretty innovative design and pretty smart and interesting gadgets. http://www.geekalerts.com/
If you find the site interesting i suggest subscribing and getting in on all the new interesting things out there.
the Russian

Green Signing In

Sometimes, we will just talk to eachother on here, cause well we're bitchin like that.

This is pretty much a dump site for all the random stuff we find and want to share with you, the world, and community.

We're random. Get over it.

I don't have many particularly amazing things to show right now, and for the next weekend The Russian and The Green Guy have some work to do, so don't expect anything right away.

Email us with crazy stuffs, we'll put it on here if we find it good enough.

therussianandthegreenguy@gmail.com

Also, soon we hope to be starting a podcast of comedy sketches that we write, and produce. This is our blog.

The Green Guy