How to write a succesful Hip-Hop song

Step 1: Make a beat. It doesn't have to be a good beat, just has to have some sort of rhythm.

Step 2: Make two sentences. Both of these sentences should be short, lacking any real nouns and it is best if they don't make sense.

Step 3: Repeat at least one word in those two sentences rapidly to the beat, or faster than the beat.

Step 4: Repeat this whole process, add in a few phrases and words that don't make sense. Mentioning drugs, alcohol, college, and prostitutes usually helps the popularity of a song.