Me and Valentina walk through the portal to earth. Finally, back in San Diego. We find a nice big patch of land by the beach and wait for Gabriel who arrived shortly after.
"We'll take this. We've already got some pretty rough plans of how we want the place to look like and what will be inside."
Val handed him a piece of paper with some rough sketches and a list of things we wanted in the house.
"Giant Aqarium... Parking Garage... Swimming Pool and Jacuzzi... Hmmm. Sounds reasonable enough. A trampoline room? What does that even mean?"
"It'll actually take up three or four floors. Instead of a normal floor there needs to be a trampoline. Above that there needs to be little ledges sticking out one story up to jump off of. It'll be fun as hell. You're welcome to join in if you want."
"Ok... Um... How giant do you want this aquarium to be exactly?"
"Big enough for the Kraken. Oh and a Blue Whale. Those are awesome too."
Gabriel just stared at me in disbelief.
"Are you... serious?"
"Uhhhhhh, Yeah."
He muttered something under his breath and told us to close our eyes and turn around. After a few seconds of that, we turn back and there was the hugest most beautiful mansion either of us had ever seen.
"Thanks alot, Gabe."
"No Problem."
"By the way, what ever happened to Micheal? I haven't seen or talked to him in forever."
"Oh he's been in his chambers for a while. He's pissed at how Serras is parading around unpunished."
"Well tell him if he ever feels like it we could plan something together. And he's always welcome to come over. Speaking of that, one more thing. I wanna be a rich famous DJ. And as for the first car I want in my 366 parking spot garage, it needs to be an orange Lamborghini Diablo. I forgot what year they stop designing them, but thats the one I want."
He snapped his fingers. Well then. He's fast.
"There you go DJ ZacAttack. Anything else?"
"Nope. Thanks again, though. Let's hang out sometime. I'll throw a party or something."
"Cool. I'll be there."
With that, he vanished into a portal leaving me and Val to explore our wondrous new mansion.
"Let's go test out the Trampoline Floor."
Dr. Orange
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Bounce! Part 77
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Superheroes
Man, Superheroes are sooooo cool. So I ask you, if you had to draft a team of superheroes to play football, who would you pick? That's eleven people, and if you can name positions, offensive and defensive. So I guess it's actually 22 people, though you can have repeats if you want.
Here's mine.
Offense:
QB-Superman
RB-Juggernaut
HB-Hulk
WR-Flash
WR-Captain Marvel
TE-Thor
C-Beast
RG-Ben Grimm (Thing)
RT-Colossus
LG-Thunderbird
LT-Steel (Man of Steel)
Defense:
RE-Beast
LE-Captain America
DT-Juggernaut
DT-Colossus
LOLB-Captain Marvel
MLB-Ironman
ROLB-Human Torch
CB-Flash
CB-Superman
FS-Martian Manhunter
SS-Nightcrawler
And just so you know, yes, these are the kinds of things that I think about.
Monday, February 22, 2010
A thought to you...
Sunday, February 21, 2010
A thought
Friday, February 19, 2010
Hell Part 76
Gabriel told us what he could, then he left. After he left I went into the throne room and sat down in my chair. I looked out at the court, all the stuff that Mary and Grief have done. I walked out past the court and out onto the balcony. I looked out over Hell. It wasn't so bad.
"Stewart..." Mary wrapped her arms around my stomach. I knew things would be alright.
"I love you." I told her.
She kissed my shoulder and squeezed tighter.
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
The Greeter, The Cook and The Doctor Walk Into A Bar ... Part 75
"I see you finished the challenge ... I must admit, I am quite impressed you chose to continue on in your condition."
"My condition?"
"Yes. The wound and fatigue that you acquired from the first two challenges."
"Those were just puzzles. Puzzles are easy. This last room was a challenge. Seriously, where the hell did you find robots like that?"
"They came with the place."
" ... but I thought you were the native people to this place."
"People, yes. Inhabitants, no."
"How the hell did you win against them and take over."
"That is a story for another time. How about we go look at that leg of yours."
With those words the memory of the wound in my calf struck like lightning into the back of my head exploding in a thunderous headache. My stance faltered but I managed to stay on my feet. The old man was holding me up with his cane under my armpit. I stabilized and he threw the cane at me and began to walk away with no falter in his step. I was severely confused but grabbed the cane before it hit my nose and started to walk through the doors. I was not surprised to find yet another long poorly lit hallway. The old man was greatly ahead of me and in an attempt to catch up I nearly slipped and fell several times due to the cane sliding around the floor. It appeared to be more of a harm then help. Maybe that's why the old man was constantly limping, cause of this crazy cane. Eventually I managed to learn to control the cane and quickly caught up to the old man.
We entered a small room filled with many utensils and gadgets and papers all scattered all over the place.
"What is this place?"
"This is my office. Now hop on a table somewhere, let's look at that leg of yours."
"Wait .... you're the doctor?"
"Yes."
"Since when are doctors also the greeters. Isn't there different people for that, and you could have helped me with the leg."
"Well I'm not only the doctor and the greeter, and I could have helped you with the leg, yes, but only here can I neutralize the poison flowing through your veins."
"Let me guess. You are also the cook?"
"Don't speak such nonsense. We no longer need such necessities."
I was confused and absolutely lost.
"... What are you?"
"Your guide, companion, doctor .... whatever you wish me to be."
"Ok, well currently you can be my doctor but please tell me more, I am still quite confused about the whole situation."
"We have been stuck in this abandoned city for hundreds of years. The gods were not happy with our advances as a society and trapped us under the weight of the ocean."
"You keep saying 'We'. What is that all about?"
"I hold the memories and knowledge of all of our people. We have roamed this underwater prison for years upon years but when people begun to die the gods weren't happy. They believed we needed a harsher punishment and imprisoned us all in this body and allowed us to only materialize within the main alcove. Through which you entered."
"So how are you here now?"
"You remember that card?"
"Yea the soul card, or whatever that was."
"That is the soul of this body. It is the most important card, it gives you the ability to call us whenever you desire and we will assist you in whichever way you require."
"Is there an appearance option. I don't have anything against the old guy but old is not really my style."
"We can delve deeper into that at a later time. Now lie down and relax your leg. I need to wash it, it might hurt. The wound has started to close and I still have to remove the little pieces of the arrow that you didn't take out. You could have at least filed it apart. There was no need in breaking the arrow."
"Well, it seemed to be a smart enough idea at the time."
"This smart idea of your will cause much pain to you now, but to bring you some comfort your friends are looking for you. They will be here shortly."
"How would you posses such information."
"Well, when the gods decided to punish us and trap us here, the underworld became quite interested in our state of affairs. You know them, they're also outcasts and like to keep tabs on possible allies and we aren't stupid enough not to keep in touch with personages of such influence."
"I see, you keep in touch with the leaders of the underworld."
"Not the leaders, just some of the higher ups. The leaders are busy entities."
"Is it alright with you if I take the cane, it's quite badass."
"Not at all. We have no use for this place now, we now constantly roam the void until you choose to call for us."
" Is there a way that I can just constantly have you around? The whole void thing doesn't sound very pleasant."
"We would be quite grateful if you chose to do that. We are not looking forward to our bleak existence in the void."
"You are welcome to go wherever you want outside here. We will find a way to communicate some time later."
The old man continued to work on my leg. I felt something thick flow through my veins and make it's way throughout my body.
"The poison is slowly dying. You will be back to normal in some time and we can use the accelerator to speed up the healing of the leg. It should be find by the time your friends arrive."
Monday, February 15, 2010
I'm way behind on the post count
So I'm thinking about starting to write and (poorly) draw a comic/graphic novel which will take place in a post apocalyptic society, with dragons. I just figure those are like two of the coolest ideas ever, so... I just imagine a bunch of bandit looking people riding around on dragons shooting at each other. Sounds fun, right?
-The Knight
So I've Got a Problem
I've got a problem. It's not a huge problem, but it is a problem none the less. As everyone knows, football is over for the season, and I've begun frantically looking for something to replace it. I've tried basketball, random TV shows, video games, even the Olympics, but nothing is filling the void in my life left by footballs absence. Okay so that was pretty melodramatic, but you get the point--I find that I'm simply bored, all the time. That being said, I bought Mass Effect 2 and Darksiders this weekend. I figure if anything will get me through what I will not start to call the Dark Months (the months without football) it will be baller video games like these. So far I have to say Mass Effect 2 is better. It, like Assassin's Creed 2, is so much better than the first. It's got all the good RPG elements, but now the combat is actually fun, and more than any other game I've played I'm interested in the plot of this game. Darksiders is a lot of fun, but it feels too much like God of War, which I guess isn't a bad thing since I don't have a PS3 and can't play the new one. Still, though, it's a lot of fun. I've also been playing a lot of Madden 10, but I think that's just to get the football back into my system. I guess I could start reading...
Anyway, I've got a bigger problem than this. My car is deathly ill, meaning I need a lot of money to either fix it or buy a new one. This means I need donations. I'm gonna set up a fund. Anything'll help, though in reality if you wanna give me like a thousand bucks that'll be more helpfull. Thanks.
-The Knight
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Top Men, Part 74
"So let me get this straight," I said. "We have to get Alex, and then start the Apocolypse?"
"Yup," Stewart said.
"Ahuh." I looked over toward Zach, where he was sitting in the corner, not looking at either of us. "Hey, Zach," I said. He didn't answer. "Does this sound crazy to you, too?"
"More than crazy."
"Yeah, me too. Hey, Zach?"
"Yeah?"
"You know what's stupid?"
"What?"
"Stewart and his stupid plan."
Zach laughed at this, but he never looked up at me. I wasn't sure what had happened between him and Stewart, but whatever it was had ruined their friendship, and it looked to be beyond my skills to repair. I was worried about him--he seemed sad, though I couldn't help thinking back to the loss I'd suffered, the pain I'd been through. What had happened to Zach to make him think he's the only one in the world to experience pain? I wanted to talk to him, away from Stewart, but that didn't seem like it was going to happen any time soon. Stewart was the lord of more than one domain, now, and despite all of our power Zach and I didn't have whole armies to control. Still, I felt like, if it came to it, we could take him. I hoped it didn't come to it, though.
"So I guess we have to go find Alex, now," I said.
"Yup," Stewart said. "And I know this seems crazy to both of you, but believe me--this is the way it has to be. We have to do this, or else, well, we just have to."
"Since when are you the one making the decisions?" Zach said. "Last time I checked you have a friggin demon in you so excuse me if I don't follow your every order, Massa."
The tension was palpable, it seemed to burn up and fill the air with smoke. "Why us?" I asked, trying to break the tension.
"Why?" Stewart repeated, and then smiled. "Because they need top men."
"Top men?" I asked.
"Top men."
"Ohhhh. Cause that makes sense. Anyway I think we shou--"
"Top men."
"Stop interrupt--"
"Top men."
"Goddamnit. You can't d--"
"Top men."
Goddamnit.
-The Knight
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Sunday, February 7, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Pick One!
I decided to make an epic Marvel VS Capcom 2 Fight Scene. I picked some of the most badass characters on the game (and some of my favorites... Shuma-Gorath is awesome). Then I decided to throw in Servbot. Just because. Pick your favorite.
Dr. Orange
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
Awkward...? Part 73
I'm face to face with my friend and enemy. Well, this is awkward now isn't it? Ramsay told me that Stewart was with him, but that doesn't really help in these kinds of situations. My hands on my sword. It's not moving.
"Well. What do you want? You succeeded in finding me. You trapped me in a fucking cage. Now what?"
"Wait... cage? What?"
"Your demon general. General... what was it?"
"Oh you mean General Grief? No wonder he knew where he was. Damn. He's good."
"So what the fuck do you want?"
"Oh right. Well I'll tell you later. Right now we need to find Alex, then I'll explain it to you all."
"I'm not coming if you don't tell me why."
"Ok, fine. Basically, we are going to be the new Four Horseman of the Apocalypse because I killed the originals. I'm Death, Alex will be War, Ramsay will be Famine, You can be Pestilence."
"I'm not interested. Leave now."
"What?"
"I'm not interested in being a Horseman of the Apocalypse. It's stupid and pointless. I want to go back to the way things used to be, but I guess that's impossible thanks to these damn powers we've all got. I see that now. So go find someone else to be Pestilence. Get one of your demons to do it."
With that I walk off. Ramsay, who was standing a few yards behind me didn't try to stop me. I think he knows how I feel about this, and he respects it.
"Stewart I think we should let him go."
"Hey, Zac! What about Maria!?"
I turn and pull out my sword and within a split second I have it at his throat. If it weren't for the reflexes he'd built up he'd be dead, but he managed to block my sword with his claws.
"You shouldn't have mentioned her."
I phase out and stick my hand into his chest. I have the advantage of surprise. He doesn't know quite how much I've improved. That move probably won't work again. Luckily I wont need it again. Besides, I've got lots more.
Just as I am about to remove his spine, he says something that stops me.
"I was going to say... if you do it, I'll bring back Maria..."
I didn't know what to say. I had blocked the thoughts of my broken promise out for so long, but now it hits me like a sledgehammer. I let him go.
"Fine. But you better not pull any shit. Val comes with me and you're going to make sure she's safe. And we get to live on Earth because Hell just doesn't set right with me. You can just chirp us when you need us. And one more thing..."
"What?"
"I've got to change the name. "Pestilence" sounds like I have the AIDS."
"Fine. What are you gonna change it to?"
"I've got an idea..."
Dr. Orange
War never changes. Part 72
"Adrienne is dead. Officially," I walked into our room telling Mary.
"Oh no, poor Ramsey."
"I don't know how to help him, but we have to go find Zach after we get rest. I'm sorry to leave you with all of this right now, I promise I will be back soon."
She grabbed my hand, "It is okay, I promise."
We turned on the TV and went to sleep. "World breaks into chaos as people realize they cannot die...." is the last thing i hear before sleep completely overwhelmes my senses. Sleep.
The next morning I woke up in an empty bed.
"Mary?"
No answer. God dammit, where did she go? I walked into the thrown room to see if she was in there. I saw her talking to Ramsey and Grief. I hid for a minute to see what they were talking about.
"You can say goodbye to her, to her soul at least," I heard Mary say.
"I don't know," Ramsey seemed like he was uneasy, I thought I should walk in and help him out by ending the conversation, but I needed to hear more.
"Technically, Lord Stewart may be able to ressurect Adrienne for you," Grief told him.
When did Grief start caring about people?
"Guess Mary is rubbing off on him," I whispered.
"He resurrected me," Mary told Ramsey, at which point I decided to walk in. "Just think about it," she said, turning to face me.
"Ramsey, lets go, South America," I told him. I was dreading having to go find Zac.
We ported to the last known area where Zac was, and Ramsey just walked off.
"Fine, just walk the fuck off, it isn't like we are searching for someone in the middle of the fucking city," I muttered to the air as I walked around.
All of a sudden a purple mist surrounded me and a figure appeared. "Your friend has found the other."
"Who are you?"
"I am your friend's enemy. I come here to remind you, I am still much more powerful than both of you, and to let him know I will start killing everyone he knows and loves." The figure and mist disappeared.
I walked around for a while until I finally found Ramsey and Zac, who had been talking. I was too distracted to try and listen.
"I love you dude," Ramsey said.
"No, don't love me, its really okay," I said, turning my attention to Zac.
Monday, February 1, 2010
A new story... And a picture
No answer. I looked up to the front of the truck, and saw the man driving. He had no face. Where his nose and his mouth and eyes were supposed to be, it was just a smooth pale surface.
There was nothing to sit on in the back of the truck, I'd woken up on the floor a few seconds before hand. It looked like the inside of an armored car or something of the sort, It was dull grey, and I could feel the bouncing of the truck as it drove.
I woke up and checked my pocket. My phone was still in there. I pulled it out and checked service. Nothing. I had my wallet, my keys and my phone. Nothing else. I sat back up and moved over to the front of the truck. Then we stopped. The faceless man got out of the car and I couldn't see where he went.
He was gone for a few minutes, during which I tried to remember more. I can't remember before this morning. I don't remember who I am, or where I'm from. I can't even remember what I do.
I tried to stay calm and walked to the back of the truck. The doors opened. There were now two faceless men, they grabbed me and pulled me out of the truck. The each grabbed me by my arms and walked me into this big bland concrete building.
The sky behind it seemed strange, misty, kind of off setting. We walked up to the side of the concrete building.
"Concrete doesn't open, and I don't know about you but I can't walk through walls," I said, trying to lighten the mood.
They both just looked at me and glared as much as a faceless man can glare. The concrete opened up and we walked inside. The inside of the building was just as grey as the outside. There were jail cells all along the walls, each with the same dimensions. There were cells up the wall as well, I couldn't figure out how they got up there. There were men in the cells, they looked familiar, they all looked so familiar.
They gripped me harder and walked about five cells up, then the concrete beneath us started to rise. We went up twenty cells and the bars opened. They threw me in the cell and then the bars shut right after, the concrete fell and they went back down to the bottom.
"Hey!" I shouted down at them, "Hey! What am I doing here? Where is here? Who am I? Why do they all look like me?" It sounded like my voice was coming from everywhere.
They didn't even turn around.
A Race Against Time ... Part 71
I was still crippling but couldn't feel the pain. The drugs were doing their job well. This room was enormous; only when I lost sight of the robot carcasses did I see the faint outline of a door in front of me. As I made my way forward the outline evolved into an image of a door.