Ticking Clocks and Floating Fishes

Ok, a post has been requested so here goes nothing.

I have this awesome square clock in my room, its just a box that has the 3 moving parts that create one of the corners when aligned right .... its cool but distracts me from sleep at night .... just a random fact.

I haven't really posted anything significant in awhile, much changed ... actually a lot has changed. Oh, couple of days ago I was sleeping in class as always and attempted to wake up ... it totally didn't work, took me like almost a minute to wake up, everything went into slow motion and I felt like I was under water and all the sounds were sped up and it was extremely strange and i got all nauseous .... overall one of the shittiest experiences ever. Not to mention my frighteningly pale face for the next few minutes but yea got a pair of fish not too long ago from my girlfriend ... that didnt work out too well, they died shortly after arriving at my house, my mom and i are still puzzles as to why (The situation reminded me of Demetri Martin's joke about killing a cactus, good comedian). ACT tomorrow, thats gonna suck, I dont want to take it again.

I really need to get some sleep, but I think I'll just stare at my awesome lava lamp for alittle while .... oh shit i was making tea.

Yea hope you enjoy the post, love you Becka

The Russian

P.S. If you read all the previous posts, Enjoy "The Green Guys" rants.

Finally...

Guess what... I remembered! Hell yeah! and I got one that you all can relate to.

You know what really grinds my gears? Rick rolls. Those and all the other random pieces of shit that people put up to deceive the vast populations of the interwebs. If I want to find "Lose Control" by Missy Eliot on the internet, I dont wanna download it only to find out some asshole recorded himself talking over it for a full minute. If my friend decides to look up fallout 3 gameplay he doesnt deserve to be decieved by someone falsely advertising the missing sex scene. What kind of person really takes time out of their day to do something like that. Seriously. That grinds my muthafuckin gears.

One more thing...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-wqmnJrOFM


...and yes this is a real movie. lol.


Dr. Orange

SOOOooooooo...

I kinda... missed some stuff... yeah. Oh well, I give up.

Dr. Orange

Everything is Measured in Time

We have a lot of the cartoon mapped out, and we are doing character designs now... isn't that right Dr. Orange? After we finish the intro, we are going to post it and see what you guys think. The title of this post is the title of our show. We are going to kick the shit out of this cartoon and make it the best thing ever. See you soon with this!


Now for the story. Its been a long week. It is always a long week. Anyway, this is the next installment. Not much of an intro today, sorry.

PLEASE DON'T BRING THE RAPE

Missed it AGAIN?!?

Damn...

I just remembered that I was supposed to post something about grinding gears and shit... oh well... again...

You know what really grinds my gears?

When you conspire to do something (against the authority) with a group of people, then everyone goes back on their word and does the exact opposite without even telling you. Then you end up doing it even though, unknown to you, you're on your own. Take yesterday. We had an APES (AP Environmental Science... try to keep up with the acronyms) assignment due, but we couldn't go to class because there was a required sex ed lecture/seminar/whatever-the-hell-you-want-to-call-it going on during that period (Don't ask me why they wait until senior year to teach us about sex... I've got no clue). Everyone in APES decides that we wont go to class so we wont have to turn it in. At the end of the day i figure out that I'm the only one who didn't turn it in and now I'm gonna get a 0. Now that really grinds my gears.

There you go. Be mad at me for not posting yesterday... maybe it'll inspire me to do these things on time...but I doubt it.

And one more thing. I'm a little curious to see how many people actually read this blog. If you do just post something random on this entry, even if its just "hi".

Dr. Orange

Graduation requirements

...... fuck 'em.

The Russian

Neon panties and Red hair ....

Just recently finished the 3rd season of Skins, a kickass British tv show about drugs sex alcohol and teen drama, and holy shit they have found some hot chicks yet again, and now Britain is looking like more and more of a future destination ..... who knows for what reason, maybe a eurotrip, maybe college, maybe residence, who knows but holy shit you should watch that show and be amazed by the sexiness .... all i got for now

The Russian

First I'm sour, then I'm sweet...

Also, Sorry for my post earlier about stupid comments, but I get emails on my phone when someone comments, and anonymous comments are ridiculous. I am happy that people read our blog though...

Good Times...

This is hilarious. When I'm not hating the internet I'm loving it. And right now you people are giving me good laughs. Keep posting people, keep posting...

Dr. Orange

Annoying little fuckers...

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As for other such news, people have apparently started reading our blog. Well... at least two people (that we don't know), or one really fucked up person with multiple personalities.

Anyway, first off, if you post as Anonymous, go fuck yourself. If you want to comment on something, fucking comment on it. Don't be a pussy and hide your name. Honestly, if you want to trash us, its a)a lot more insulting if we know your name and your blog so we know how fucking retarded you are, b) its stupid to have viewpoints if you don't put your name or nickname, or screen name out with them, and c) we don't give a fuck anyway. Honestly, if The Russian and I cared when people hated us or our ideas, we'd stop having ideas or leaving the house just because we were afraid of criticism. You can't please everyone, some people like Twilight, they are retarded to me, but they like the book so good for them right?

Secondly, if something we say offends you, DON'T FUCKING READ OUR POST YOU STUPID FUCK. You know there are millions, maybe billions of other blogs out there you could be reading. And if you really want to complain about something, don't do it anonymously, and stop doing it here.

Criticisms (not mindless insults or lectures) are welcome, nice comments are welcome, money and food is welcome (if you'd like to give us some that is), but an anonymous person posting and acting like a pussy who has too much free time and angst can seriously go spend that free time by taking their keyboard and shoving it up their ass, then posting what they typed with their asshole for all I care, as long as I don't see any more whiny, stupid comments.

"because it is a traffic sign....paint something else" post on the underneath Russian post, WHO THE FUCK CARES???
HONESTLY, if he wants to fucking paint a traffic sign, he is going to fucking do it, no matter what an anonymous pussy says about it. So go stick your finger in a dyke.

From now on, we have Anonymous. He will be a recurring character in our animation series. He is going to be Really Bloody Mop Guy's (Bloody Mop Guy's secret identity) arch nemesis. And he will bitch about everything.

Anyway, all in all, if you are going to comment, fucking comment, don't whine or bitch. The internet is huge, do it somewhere else.

Just an average post .

Today I had a pretty awesome idea. I decided that I must make a bunch of stencils and spray paint them onto stop signs where my friends live with white spray paint ... best idea ever

The Russian